26. He/They.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.

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I was twenty… twenty-five, I think?… when I was sentenced. Four hundred years was a length of time I couldn’t even imagine. It was a length of time I don’t think anyone could imagine, even the judge. It was just a big showy number that let everyone know I’d never see the light of day again. The mages who cast the spells were dramatic about it, practically shouting the part about ‘until death claims you, or four hundred years hath passed, forsooth, thou shalt be imprisoned here’. They don’t waste that kind of magic on most prisoners, but I was special.

The Slayer, they called me then. The Monster of Sentan. I’d killed nineteen people… I remember that number because I was so furious that they stopped me so close to my goal of twenty-one. And I didn’t just kill ordinary people, no, but the Chosen of the Gods. The Great and Good. They were terrified of me. So they locked me away, to die forgotten.

It had been a little less than a hundred years when the king died without heir, and a civil war tore the country apart. When the fighting was all over, the losers were dragged down to the deepest cells under the castle, and the new king and his soldiers stopped and stared at me. “Who… who is this?” he asked, frowning. “Some victim of the usurper?”

People like cooks and jailers and scrubbers don’t change as easily as kings. The same man who’d been bringing me my meals since there was still brown in his hair and beard shuffled forward, hunched and grey now. “No, yer majesty,” he said humbly. “That be a special prisoner, from before the old king died.”

“Special? Special how?” He frowned, moving closer to my cell. “The old king died more than ten years ago. This woman must have been a child then. What could she have done to - “

“Don’t get too close, yer majesty,” the old man said sharply. “That’s the Monster of Sentan… an’ she bites.”

That was true. I do bite.

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aokozaki

God, what a cool fucking pair of cards. Especially these versions, with Kev Walker's art. Black and White getting the exact same effect, because the death of all fits both divine grace and unknowable horror.

And then Mr. Walker nails the fact that they're the same but different, with not just the inverted colors, but the way that Wrath of God explodes outwards, while Damnation draws all in.

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renaultmograine

[Chromie voice] Uh oh, champion! This one's a real doozy—some silly whelps thought they might try and do some good and stole the original plague from Kel'thuzad before he could poison Anderhol's grain! Talk about bad timing, am I right?

Anyway, here, I have the plague right here. Don't drop it, haha! That would be bad! Anyway, I'm going to send you back to Lordaeron, and you're going to need to poison all the fields. Got that?

Oh, and if you see Kel'thuzad, you're going to need to distract him. A twenty minute sloppy make-out session should do the trick. What, you don't want the timeline to be destroyed, do you? Do you even know how bad that would be?

You don't?

Well I'm not telling you.

QUEST OBJECTIVES

Poison Anderhol's fields with the plague, and distract Kel'thuzad if need be.

REWARDS

You will receive: 14g 8s, [Dumbfuck Tertiary Currency That's Only Used This Half-Patch]

renaultmograine

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No. The grain is already plagued in the dungeon. In fact, IIRC, you revealing that the grain is plagued saves lives.

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